terrifyingjellyfish

Hey everyone! Food devs here with the long awaited 2.0 update. Without further ado here are the changes.

porkchizz

+spicy foods are now part of the “hot” category and can no longer avoid this category by specing purely into aggressive flavor
+all calzones now include the sauce inside them to avoid unnecessary dipping
+bananas now have clearly defined peeling points
+removed drying factor from salt water to make it a hydration drink again
+buffed amount of time scrambled eggs will stay hot in open air
+by popular demand we have made it so nutcrackers now also work on coconuts
+we felt the gutting process was two confusing to newer players so now all fish and crustaceans rapidly expel their bones and organs upon being heated
+banana skin now possess a more satisfying crunch to persuade player choice and make the banana meta more even
-microwave foods now have a maximum 20% chance of failure to avoid over centralizing the meta
-watermelons water content has been nerfed in order to bring it more in line with other melons
-fixed a bug that allowed celery to be consumed without calorie gain
-increased the ingredient requirement for cereal to bring it more in line with other soups
-fixed a glitch that allowed users to eat ramen with two knives instead of chopsticks
-fixed a glitch that allowed hotdogs to be eaten from the ends, users will now start in the middle as intended
-fixed a glitch that made Chex Mix the only cereal that could be consumed without milk

Every one here at Food is working really hard to bring you quality mouth watering content so be on the lookout for future updates!

shoomlah
shoomlah

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Don't think I ever shared the cover art I did for Forrest Byrnes: Up In Smoke on the Playdate last year, styled to look like a USFS-sanctioned NES game—had so much fun beating the heck out of this thing to make it look like something you found in the back room of an EB Games.

ingloriousheist
relaxxattack

“oh they’re not taking away chronological dashboard, well everything’s okay then” they also said in the post they’re making reblogs collapsed (like comments on twitter) so you won’t see the full conversation in a post. they also won’t get rid of tumblr live despite it being an annoying and cancerous data-miner that isn’t legal in much of the world. they won’t even let you opt out of tumblr live for more than seven days. they implemented a terrible photo viewer that mimics tiktok and makes it so you can’t zoom in on images. they took away the ability to view prev tags. they’re making it so you have to sign in with your email to view almost any thing on tumblr. they’ve already made it so you have to sign in to send asks, even on anon. they’re slowly phasing out custom blog themes.

the things that make tumblr at all usable and favored by us– the older web blog features, the anonymity– that is still being taken away. it HAS been being taken away for some time now. i am urging you people to reveiwbomb the tumblr app. force them to acknowledge that users do not like these changes.

astraltrickster

Let me stress: Collapsing reblogs would turn tumblr into a completely different site.

A massive chunk of our site culture - arguably our entire site culture itself - is based on the collaborative nature of posts. The fact that many posts are chains of relevant additions or Bits done by multiple people is the appeal. This is not an “outdated format” or an inconvenience, it is a core function.

Also I can’t help but suspect that this partial walkback is misleading. Okay, so we still get to have a chronological dashboard, but are we going to be allowed to keep it as our default tab? Because new accounts sure fucking can’t set as such.

headspace-hotel

Reblog chains are literally what makes tumblr posts tumblr posts