SHOPKEEPER:
Take this object, but beware, it carries a terrible curse!
HOMER:
Oooh, that’s bad.
SHOPKEEPER:
But it comes with a free frogurt!
HOMER:
That’s good!
SHOPKEEPER:
The frogurt is also cursed.
HOMER:
That’s bad.
SHOPKEEPER:
But you get your choice of topping.
HOMER:
That’s good!
SHOPKEEPER:
The toppings contain potassium benzoate.
HOMER:
<stares blankly at shopkeeper>
SHOPKEEPER:
That’s bad.
HOMER:
Can I go now?
