yeahapparently:

And so therein lies the secret, ladies.

More like 50% *hair*, but I gets whats you says.

yeahapparently:

And so therein lies the secret, ladies.

More like 50% *hair*, but I gets whats you says.

In the first act of a story you put your character up in a tree, and the second act you set the tree on fire, and then in the third you get him down.
Billy Wilder, as remembered by Gary Kurtz
Ted Stevens + N-Gage Sidetalkin’ + GAH MEME OVERLOAD

Ted Stevens + N-Gage Sidetalkin’ + GAH MEME OVERLOAD

Someone once said “shaving is not about beard removal. It is about beard reduction.”
Or, as I like to say, “the only person that can give you a perfect shave is a Photoshop artist.”

Sarah Palin's Homer Moment - D'oh!

  • Kathleen: You swore on your precious Bible that you would uphold the interests of this state, and then when cash was waved in front of your face, you quit.
  • Palin: OH, you WANTED me to be your governor! I’m honored! Thank you!
  • Kathleen: I wanted you to honor your responsibilities. That is what I wanted. I wanted you to be part of the political process instead of becoming a celebrity so that you could (inaudible). And if that’s the best you could do, then good for you. If that’s the best you could do.
  • Palin: Here’s the deal. Here’s the deal. (inaudible) That’s what I’m out there fightin’ for Americans to be able to have a Constitution protected so that we can have free speech…And ALSO there…
  • Kathleen: In what way are you fighting for that?
  • Palin: Oh my goodness!
  • Source: http://shannynmoore.wordpress.com/2010/08/07/palins-homer-transcript-doh/

Optical illusions meets applied psychology as Chris Harrison investigates how processes can seem up to 11% faster by just changing progress bar appearances.

At the end of Salt, Salt defeats The Boss. Later, the “Les Enfants Terrible” project produces two clones: Rock Salt and Sea Salt. #mgs4lifeless than a minute ago via Echofon

Remember my complaints about Hulu Plus? This is their solution for the queue problems at the moment.

Not really a solution, is it?

The most egregious part is the one series at top that has all shows available on the web, but only a portion available on TV or mobile — the exact opposite of the sales pitch that people remember: a short-list of episodes on web without Plus, full episodes on web and devices with Plus.

Remember my complaints about Hulu Plus? This is their solution for the queue problems at the moment.

Not really a solution, is it?

The most egregious part is the one series at top that has all shows available on the web, but only a portion available on TV or mobile — the exact opposite of the sales pitch that people remember: a short-list of episodes on web without Plus, full episodes on web and devices with Plus.

Man, I do like this mixtape. “HA HA”, “Storytime” and “Hot Like Sauce” are getting a lot of play.

'PSP can't handle Super Street Fighter IV' - Capcom - ComputerAndVideoGames.com

Super Street Fighter IV producer Yoshinori Ono has revealed why Capcom chose to bring Super Street Fighter IV to the 3DS instead of the current PSP and DS.

In an interview with Famitsu, Ono said that although Capcom looked at the PSP and DS, the current generation portables couldn’t do justice to the title.

Yep. Just like it couldn’t do Soul Calibur 4 or Tekken 6 justice.

But it’s just fantastic on the iPhone 3GS!

Riiiiiiight.