October 2007
8 posts
“Sound of Silver, talk to me/
Makes you want to feel like a teenager/
Until you...”
– LCD Soundsystem, “Sound of Silver”
SHOPKEEPER: Take this object, but beware, it carries a terrible curse!
HOMER: Oooh, that’s bad.
SHOPKEEPER: But it comes with a free frogurt!
HOMER: That’s good!
SHOPKEEPER: The frogurt is also cursed.
HOMER: That’s bad.
SHOPKEEPER: But you get your choice of topping.
HOMER: That’s good!
SHOPKEEPER: The toppings contain potassium benzoate.
HOMER:
SHOPKEEPER: That’s bad.
HOMER: Can I go now?
